Ay me! for aught that I could ever read - or - How Shakespeare is affecting my life today

Okay, boys and girls, for today's Lesson in Theatre Arts, I offer you a synopsis of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare:

Lysander loves Hermia, and Hermia loves Lysander.

Helena lovesDemetrius; Demetrius used to love Helena but now loves Hermia.

Egeus, Hermia's father, prefers Demetrius as a suitor, and enlists the aid of Theseus, the Duke of Athens, to enforce his wishes upon his daughter.

According to Athenian law, Hermia is given four days to choose between Demetrius, life in a nunnery, or a death sentence.

Hermia, ever defiant, chooses to escape with Lysander into the surrounding forest.

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Complications arise in the forest.

Oberon and Titania, King and Queen of Fairies, are locked in a dispute over a boy whom Titania has adopted.

Oberon instructs his servant Puck to bring him magic love drops, which Oberon will sprinkle on the Queen's eyelids as she sleeps, whereupon Titania will fall in love with the first creature she sees upon awakening.

Meanwhile, Helena and Demetrius have also fled into the woods after Lysander and Hermia.

Oberon, overhearing Demetrius's denouncement of Helena, takes pity upon her and tells Puck to place the magic drops upon the eyelids of Demetrius as well, so that Demetrius may fall in love with Helena.

Puck, however, makes the mistake of putting the drops on the eyelids of Lysander instead. Helena stumbles over Lysander in the forest, and the spell is cast; Lysander now desires Helena and renounces a stunned Hermia.Costume headpieces

In the midst of this chaos, a group of craftsmen are rehearsing for a production of "Pyramus and Thisbe," to be played for the Duke at his wedding.

Puck impishly casts a spell on Bottom to give him the head of a donkey.

Bottom, as luck would have it, is the first thing Titania sees when she awakens; hence, Bottom ends up being lavishly kept by the Queen.

Oberon enjoys this sport, but is less amused when it becomes apparent that Puck has botched up the attempt to unite Demetrius and Helena.

Oberon himself anoints Demetrius with the love potion and ensures that Helena is the first person he sees; however, Helena understandably feels that she is now being mocked by both Demetrius and Lysander (who is still magically enamored of her).Costume hats

Finally, Oberon decides that all good sports must come to an end. He puts the four lovers to sleep and gives Lysander the antidote for the love potion so that he will love Hermia again when they all wake up.

Next, Oberon gives Titania the antidote, and the King and Queen reconcile.

Theseus and Hippolyta then discover Lysander, Hermia, Helena, and Demetrius asleep in the forest. All return to Athens to make sense of what they think is a strange dream.

Likewise, Bottom returns to his players, and they perform "Pyramus and Thisbe" at the wedding feast (which has since become a wedding of three couples).

As everyone retires, fairies perform their blessings and Puck* delivers a tender epilogue soliloquy.

*Puck, of course, will be played by the lovely and talented Miss Lucy Darby which is why her mother volunteered to do costumes and sets, which is why Lucy's mother has not been blogging as frequently (or cooking any great Cuban meals, or doing laundry and dishes, for that matter, but that's not important right now).  ;-)

"The course of true love never did run smooth."

What I have in common with royalty

Background for the following:
My mom's been reading a book on French, English, and Spanish monarchs.

The other day she gave me this card with some apparently random information that she had painstakingly copied:

Card from Luza

Written inside in her own curly scroll is the following:

Card from Luza inside

It reads:

"Kings who were sincerely loved by their people:
Luis IX - educated by his mother, Blanca de Castilla.
Luis XII - educated by his mother, Maria de Cleves.
Enrique IV - educated by his mother, Juana de Albret."

She didn't sign it or anything. But she did take the time to write it out and hand it to me.

I think it's her way of saying that she approves of me homeschooling my kids and that maybe she's proud of me and thinks I'm doing a good job?

It still chokes me up.

Marta Darby's Day Off

Can you guess where we were today?

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You know, just because we homeschool, doesn't mean we don't ditch sometimes.  ;-)

Okay, the truth is that Lucy had PSAT Testing and Jonathan had his Literature and American History classes. They've both been working really hard and they both were through at noon and well, it's Halloweentime at Disneyland and all the pumpkin decorations are SO STINKING CUTE. 

And no. I don't "do" guilt. =D

I'm fine.

I'm fine.
Really I am.

My 15 year-old-sophomore-in-high-school daughter is taking two courses at our local community college.

No, she wouldn't agree to wear a turtleneck or a burqa

And even though she doesn't mind me walking her to her classes (like she'd be able to stop me!), she made me swear on a stack of bibles that I wouldn't be bringing my camera anywhere near the perimeter of where her instruction takes place.

Okay, so I didn't swear I wouldn't use my phone... ;-)

Lucy @ dance
That's my little girl in the rust-colored shirt, with her ponytail hanging down her back, sitting in one of her COLLEGE classes waiting for instruction. (heavy sigh)

I'm fine. Really I am.

FINE.

"You know what FINE stands for don't you?"
"Unfortunately, yes...
Freaked out. Insecure. Neurotic. And Emotional."

                                                       ~The Italian Job

"What did you learn in school today, kids?"

I know some people still think that homeschooling is a little unconventional.

But today, our first day of the school year, was an absolutely normal school day for us.

Here are the subjects we covered:

Statistics:
 Del mar racers

Probability:
Del mar ticket

Sociology:
Del mar 2

Color Theory:

Del mar horse

Critical Thinking:
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(And thanks to Tactical Talent in the 3rd and Tripped the Light in the 6th, we were up $48, but that's not important right now.)

Geography: "Where the surf meets the turf at Del Mar."
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Go on. You can admit it.
You wish you were educated like this.  ;-)

Grounded

I'm grounded on Fridays.

It's not really a bad thing. I just like that it sounds dramatic. =D

It's not that I've done anything wrong or that I'm being punished in any way. It's just that on Fridays we have a group of young people in our home. That's right. Our house. Every Friday.

This started well over a year ago when all the junior high kids would get together at our house once a week to play improv games (like the tv show - "Who's Line is it Anyway?").  Well, last year's 8th graders went on to high school, but Jonathan decided to continue the tradition with his friends.

So, here we are again.  Every week since the beginning of the year, they've been meeting together, with Adam as their fearless leader.  Week after week they get to practice thinking on their feet, communicating ideas to each other, and getting comfortable in their own skin as they practice physical comedy. 

Here's a group of "unsocialized" homeschool kids who have found that they've grown together and learned from one another in a non-threatening atmosphere.  They've grown pretty confident in their abilities and they've learned that they are FUNNY.  They've gained skills that maybe they could have picked up in a formal drama class setting, only in this case, they get to try out their comedy muscles in a pretty well-controlled environment. (umm... is this a bad thing?)  Unless, of course,  you count those kids who eventually become the Class Clown, but gratefully, Adam graduated from high school four years ago and now he's got a great outlet to channel all that creative energy. ;-)

They've grown into a lovely troupe and all of them look forward to Improv at the Darbys every week.
Improv people
From left to right:
Jonathan K., Aaron, Jonah, Jonathan D., Shoshana, Lucy, Tori, and Tessia. And yes, that's my Adam (Merrymaker in Chief) in the background. (sigh)

My job is to keep the snack table loaded and to throw out ideas.  A job that I do willingly and that, as a Cuban mother (and all-around smart-aleck), I'm very well suited for.  I love our time together every week, and so do they.

Maybe I should re-phrase my opening line...

It's not that I'm grounded on Fridays.  It's what happens here on Fridays that keeps me grounded.

Rebel without a cause

It's the third week in August.
We're supposed to be starting school next week. (I know!)

Did I mention that it's still AUGUST???

In fact, this coming Friday (which will still be in AUGUST, but that's not important right now), we're scheduled for 10th grade registration and picture taking and all of the accompanying busyness that marks the beginning of a new school year.

That's right. SCHOOL year.

10th grade and 7th grade.

Even though we homeschool, we still follow a classic academic year and yes, we are technically ready with everything from notebooks to pencils to computers.

My biggest problem right now is that I'm still wondering.....

What the heck happened to JULY???

July calendar

Anyone....? Anyone....? Bueller....? Bueller....??


CREATIVE SIDE NOTE:

Instructions on making this calendar can be found here.
Christmas Advent Calendar instructions here.

Tuesdays with the Millers

We have a standing beach date on Tuesdays.

Our friends, the Millers have two delightful young men, Josh and Chase, that happen to be the same ages as Lucy and Jonathan.

If you're a parent you know that one of the trickiest things about having your kids have friends over, is that you are not sure you will really get along with the parents. I mean, you'd like to, because you already have the our-kids-are-friends thing in common, but it can be.... well...tricky. (If you're not married with children, it's like meeting the boyfriend of an old friend and not being able to find what they see in them. See? Tricky, but that's not important right now.)

Back to my original story and the standing beach date.  It's the very best of all possible worlds. The kids love being in the water. Which gives us moms HOURS of uninterrupted gabbing time. Something we'd probably NEVER do in real life, but at the beach, what else is there to do?? See. Perfect.

The best part is catching them being themselves:
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While this very serious building work was going on we moms (Jana and I) did some time traveling. Yes, it wasn't that long ago our kids were doing this very thing. But weren't they about half their sizes then?

It never gets old. I could watch this Miller Building Circus all day long. Or at least every TUESDAY.
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Thanks, Guys!
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I love my Summer Tuesdays! I know. Charmed.

No more pencils. No more books. No more.....Oh, wait...

Our school year is officially over. (Yay!!) As the teacher around here it's a huge relief for me to have all paperwork done and not have to think about lesson plans and inspiring young minds and all of that for the next few months.

And at least for the next few months I also don't have to hear the questions from "concerned" strangers about the social damage I'm inflicting upon my children by educating them at home.

Here they are commiserating with other poor unsocialized, homeschooled kids.....P6048641
Someone should let these kids know how miserable their existence really is.
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I even had to pay these guys to "pose" as Jonathan's friends. Can you imagine?
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Okay, sorry.
Rant over.

(That felt really good, though.... =D)

I only have eyes for you

It's the end of the school year and that means finals and high school musical productions. The past few days have been a blur of rehearsals, costumes and cast parties.

In this case, Lucy's High School Theater Arts class put on a really fun show with musical scene selections from various Broadway musicals which they called Broadway Rocks! directed by our good friend, Barry Koff.

They did numbers from:

Grease - Summer Nights

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The Jersey Boys - Big Girls Don't Cry

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Little Shop of Horrors - Little Shop of Horrors

Hairspray - Welcome to the 60's

Broadway rocks 2

Hair - Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In

Broadway rocks 4

Tommy - Pinball Wizard

Jesus Christ Superstar - Superstar

Godspell - Day by Day

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Mamma Mia! - Dancing Queen

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - The Time Warp

I think there were about 40 kids in the entire ensemble... but I could only see one.

Is that a bad thing? ;-)

Broadway rocks Lucy 

Okay, except maybe when Eric and Amy jumped on stage to do The Time Warp with the cast, but that's not important right now...... =D

Timewarp