Someone loves me!
/Eric came home with these today, planted a kiss on me and said, "I love you, honey."
Aww. . .
Someone loves me!
or (a more likely scenario). . .
Someone has a co-worker who just broke up with a desperate goof who has more money than brains and Eric obliged when she screamed,
"get these out of my sight!"
or (let's just spin this another way, shall we?) . . .
In spite of these being hand-me-down rejected flowers, I get to keep them AND
Someone really does love me anyway. =D (win-win)