One of these things is not like the others....
/Do you remember this sorting song from Sesame Street?
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Can you guess which of my essentials is not like the other?
You didn't guess #4, my garlic press, did you??
The correct answer is #3, my purse. I don't really keep that with me in the kitchen while I'm cooking.
(I crack myself up.) =D